EYE TO EYE- YOUR BABY STEPS TO LEARN ADJECTIVES

When I was a little girl, I had to change a lot of schools and consequently I had to take all these entrance tests. They were all Army Public schools  and my dad is an officer so it didnt really matter what I wrote in them. Which was great because I didn't really. Write in them. At all.

The second test i took was for 4th grade, for APS Okara. I was sitting in the staff room next to this pretty teacher, staring at the 15 sheet bundle as if it were all gibberish. On the second page there were 4 blanks:

Q. Fill in the blank.
1. She is a ----- girl.
2. They drank ----- tea.
3. The --- dog was barking.
4. This one i dont remember. I was 7 okay!!

So I nudged the pretty lady beside me for a hint. She looked incredulously at me and said, "beta adjective 3 class me nai parhay aap ne??"

he even looks a bit like me :(

No disrespect to Madam Rita, who taught apparently a lot back in Kaps Multan. I was always a dumb kid.

So instead of making a fool of myself, I left them blank. Just like another 13 pages. All I wrote was two line essay on my hobby. hahah I won't tell what I wrote though ;)

Lets jump to my 6th class mid term english exams. We had an MCQ regarding adjectives.
Ikr. These nasty little things never leave us alone-___-

A very pretty girl in my class with a different kind of braid everyday filled it as follows:

She was a "handsome" model. (instead of pretty ofc)

what we did with our handsome class fellow is a personal matter.
My point is people, we all know Urdu, and maybe Punjabi and probably a little English too. But what we don't know is ADJECTIVES!!
Those tiny little creepy monsters who would never leave us alone all our lives!

Now to save the day, Mr. Long-Hair Superhero came along. And taught us at least 25 adjectives without our knowledge, enticing us with those mesmerising eyes of his. And what we do is to insult the greatest teacher of all! People like us never succeed.
Humph!

ye hota hai super hero.

Okay, calming down. I listened to the song and listened to it again. This man has charisma i tell you.
And what i did was to correct all the mistakes I had ever made. I even filled up my entrance test.
Here it is

1. She is a sensational girl.
2. They drank charming tea.
3. The beautiful dog was barking.
4. I told you, i dont remember this one!!!

So the day is saved by Taher Shah!

The best thing about the song is you can replace the word eye with anything and it would fit. Like the other day I had "bitch-bitch" talk with my friend. I was the "simple charming" one of course. *bat my eyelashes*

On a serious note when you give a man fame in less than 24 hrs, he is bound to feel good and confident about himself. So now when you group up with the media propaganda and  insult the poor guy, he has a severe possibility of going mad.
Like what our brother (God-forbid) Amer Liaqat did to him on his show!
He not only insulted him but also disgraced the holy month of Ramzan by asking him to sing.
If we keep going like this, we all are going to end up in "essential sensational" hell.

And in the end, Taher Shah bahi , I am a fan of you hair.
*high five crime partner*
I thought I was the only one. And your neck must hurt with all those hair, right? Mine does :-/

Mr long-hair super hero!!!!!