FROM SAHIL, WITH UNDYING LOVE

So when I said that ALL girls hated Sahil, I did not know I would be hurting the feelings of a dear friend.

                                                      Meet AMNA KHALIL

Almost a doctor

Certified tharki

Writer

Friend

Cancer (the star, not the disease. Stop being so morbid, people!)

Aashiq

Tarroo buddy

Miss OH-EM-JEE

    Sarcastic

     Stupid

         Sometimes, may look cute

 Baker

   Girrafie-fan XD

She is a person with a view so different from the rest of us boring nerds that she may just have dyslexia. HAHAHA just kidding. She has been a two years in a row winner of the KELS English Story Writing competition. Her stories have been published in US, multiple times. Her

Guide To MCAT was published in the US Weekly and was a huge hit on KemUnited.

She writes at ephitheelephant.blogspot.com

FROM SAHIL, WITH UNDYING LOVE

Sahil here.

Lanat us pey jis ney meri muhabbat ko thukraya!

Aap log mujhay ghalat samajh rahey hain.
Chalta hai (look for me on Aef-bee (FB), the kind name is "MizUnderst@@d prInc3" , I might have already poked you btw)

You people live in a bubble.
Aap ko samjhana parey ga

A life lesson on why I and many others like me are of crucial importance to you staying happy and mentally satisfied.

Any idea why the percentage of women going to psychiatrists on a regular basis has increased so much in the West?

Because they don't have people like us there!
Us with our waxed chests on display, us with our kaali buniyanein, us with our nasheeli laal ankhain,us with our elbows at the ready, to nudge whoever remotely female-ish passes by.

HI SWEETO :*

Dekho sweeto, life is a trap.

And one can easily fall into depression if one starts comparing oneself to others, cause there will always be that one woman whose eyebrow game is stronger than yours or who can do denim-on-denim better than you can or jis ki #nofilter selfie is always better than yours.
Fret not!
That's where we come into the scene!
Shaam ko Anarkali ka aik chakkar lagao and I will make your self esteem shoot to Mars!


"Pant" pehni ho ya scarf liya ho ya even wo topi wali burka pehna ho, mein aur meray jaisay hazar aap ki tareef zaroor kareingay.

"Ye kaali kaali ankhain, tu ru ru, tu ru ru, Ye goray goray gaal"

"Ek larki ko dekha to aisa lga, jesa khilta gulaab"

"Larki punjaban dil le gai, mere dil da dhakan khol k"

Bhai Islam mein salam karna tou must hai so sweeto hazar rehmat aap pey.

Allah ki bnayi aisi khobsurat cheez dekh k MashaAllah bhi nikal hi jata hai!

Achi lagi tou shayed flying chummi bhi dey doon.
Motosaaycle paas hui tou " Ajao lift dey doon, phir baad mein na kehna poocha nahi"

If I throw my number at you and you are down and alone and in need of a friend and decide to call back tou mein din o raat haazir, shair sunaonga, poochon ga" khaana khaa liya janab jee?"
All in all instant friend!
(Just pour hot water.)

Bahir k mulk hota hai kia aisa?
To feel desired, loved, appreciated is somehow very very important in one's feeling happy.
If your husband doesn't notice your new haircut, we will!
If your friends are jealous of how gorgeous you look in that pink jora and wont compliment you,we will!

Trust me, you girls need guys like us to keep you happy!
We let you girls live in your bubbles of how beautiful you are.
Hum na hotay tou sab depressed bethi hoti!

Ham duniya ki chaati pey seena taan k phirtay hain aur phirtay raheingay.
Aur aap ko khush kartay raheingay.
Dont complain love, enjoy the attention!

XOXO
Sahil




Note by Author:

First of all Sahil, whoever you are, if you do end up here somehow, Sania and I apologize for depicting you as a fictional character and making up dialogues. Maafi please?

Doosri baat.

Personally , don't judge me but, I like this culture. (as long as there is no elbow touching which puts me off)

Its good to know that there are so many nice people out there on the streets who will say nice things to you if you are down.

And also I take comfort in knowing that if I ever decide that I wasn't too old school and conservative (and well brought up, if you are reading this, Mom) for a boyfriend and all the good guys were taken, there will always be someone on the street.
In Pakistan you never HAVE to be #foreveralone, its always a choice.

P.S If I ever decided to write on the 100 reasons why I love Pakistan, Sahil's would make it to thirty, thirty-two, keep up the good work guys!